Our solution to the stress of school holidays

Are you a father who has unwittingly agreed to take a week off work to spend time with the kids? Are you bound for a sunny retreat somewhere, or worse still are you going to spend a week in a confined space with the kids? A caravan, dare we ask?! Well, by the time the holiday is over, you’ll be needing some good company we’re sure!

Driving you mad!

We know what it’s like. Although their mother complains about them all the time and how they don’t listen etc. we know that it’s actually worse for you. How? Well, you’re simply not used to it, that’s why. When kids are playing up at home throughout the six-week summer holidays, it’s usually mum that’s sorting it out. So you could say she’s a veteran! You on the other hand have no point of reference when it comes to their mood swings, their arguments and defiance etc. You are out there on your own. And what’s worse is that if you don’t make an effort and do a good job, you’ll get it in the neck from your partner or wife too! Is this fair? No, it’s not, but you’ve got to deal with it.

The kids aren’t all bad you know

Even if yours are the worst behaved children in the world, there are those times when they’re tucked up in bed at night and everything is quiet. You look at them sleeping and wonder why on earth you got so angry. They’re just kids after all, and who knows? They’ll more than likely be looking after you one day! So, don’t be too hard on them, and make it a holiday that they’ll want to remember.

Reward yourself with London escorts

You’ve more than likely managed to get through your week off if you’re reading this. You’re more than likely searching for London escorts to relieve your stresses and strains! Well, do it, you’ve earned it. You have been in the trenches with your beloved children for a whole week (or perhaps more), so when you get back to work in the city, book one of your favourite

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and have some fun. You also have the perfect excuse to be home late, having been on a holiday. There’s all that “work” to catch up on, right? Hey, don’t judge us, we’re here to facilitate!